Older. Not wiser.
A birthday shoutout with their name, your inside jokes, and a little unsolicited wisdom.
YOUR FAVORITE BAD INFLUENCE.
SAY IT
THE WONG
WAY.
Big birthday? Fragile ego? Friend who needs a push?
Let Mr. Chow Wong do the talking.
✳Made for your person.
Absolutely not a normal gift.
Absolutely not a normal gift.
A LITTLE PERSONAL. A LOT OF WONG.
Good intentions.
Questionable delivery.
Skip the gift they’ll forget.
Give them a video they’ll send
to the entire group chat.
Humbled. With love.
The friend who has everything? Give them a reality check. Playful jabs. Maximum group-chat material.
You got this. Probably.
A boost for the big interview, the new chapter, or the Monday that feels personal.
YOU BRING THE DETAILS. I BRING THE HAIR.
Three steps.
One unforgettable
“is this for me?”
- 01
Choose your flavor of Wong.
A quick hello, a personal roast, or the full main-character treatment.
- 02
Spill a little tea.
Share their name, the occasion, and the details that make it personal.
- 03
Give them the spotlight.
Once your request is accepted and the video is ready, share the surprise.
SMALL PRICE. BIG PERSONALITY.
Pick your Wong.
One person. One occasion. A very memorable message.
THE QUICK HELLO
A little Wong
$25 / video
A short, sweet shoutout with a little attitude.
- Personalized name + occasion
- A birthday wish or quick pep talk
- One key detail from you
THE PERSONAL TOUCH
Extra Wong
$50 / video
More personality. More inside jokes. More them.
- Everything in A little Wong
- Your stories + inside jokes
- Birthday, roast, or pep talk
THE FULL EXPERIENCE
Fully Wong
$100 / video
For the person who deserves the whole performance.
- Everything in Extra Wong
- A more detailed custom brief
- Mix celebration, jokes + motivation
Request availability first. Timing and final details are confirmed before payment.
BEFORE YOU ASK MR. WONG.
Fair questions.
Straight answers.
What should I put in my request?
Tell us their name and pronunciation, the occasion, a few fun facts or inside jokes, and anything to avoid. Specific details make a better video.
How spicy can the roast be?
Keep it playful and consensual. Funny habits and friendly rivalries are welcome. No hateful content, threats, or humiliating sensitive personal details.
Can I request a specific date?
Yes—include your preferred date. Availability and delivery timing must be confirmed before payment; a date in your brief is not a guaranteed deadline.
Can I use the video in an advertisement?
These packages are for personal gifts and sharing. For a business, brand, or paid advertisement, request a separate commercial arrangement.
DON’T SEND ANOTHER BORING GIFT.